Not Fast Not Furious Classic T-Shirt
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This Not Fast Not Furious graphic tee is for anyone proudly operating at their own damn pace. Featuring a completely unbothered sloth lounging among tropical leaves, it’s perfect for slow mornings, lazy weekends, chronic procrastinators, and anyone who refuses to confuse rushing with productivity.
Take it easy. You’ll get there when you get there.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
GuaranteeNo drama. Just straightforward returns.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Since 2005A little weird for more than two decades.
The People Have Spoken
My new favorite shirt
The fit is perfectly oversized and the fabric feels even softer than I expected.
Exactly as pictured
The color is beautiful and the print looks crisp. The size guide helped me choose.
Worth leaving the house for
Soft, roomy, and funny without trying too hard. It washes beautifully.
Zero regrets
The oversized shape is exactly what I wanted, and the design still looks sharp.
Instant mood boost
Comfortable, well made, and even better in person. I keep reaching for it.
My new favorite shirt
The fit is perfectly oversized and the fabric feels even softer than I expected.
Exactly as pictured
The color is beautiful and the print looks crisp. The size guide helped me choose.
Worth leaving the house for
Soft, roomy, and funny without trying too hard. It washes beautifully.
Zero regrets
The oversized shape is exactly what I wanted, and the design still looks sharp.
Instant mood boost
Comfortable, well made, and even better in person. I keep reaching for it.